Humōra deva , izklaidējaties.

Name?
- Abu Dalah Sarafi.
- Sex?
- Four times a week.
- No, no, no..... male or female?
- Male, female......and sometimes camel.......


You are on the bus when you suddenly realize . . . you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts to coincide with the loudest beats of the music.
After a couple of songs, you feel better (flatulently) as you approach your stop.
As you are getting off the bus, people are staring you down . . . and that's when you realize . . .
you've been listening to your iPod.

TAs i labs